Tuesday, July 12, 2016

SUNDI ki batain

I have a brother Actually only brother in this big universe (Quite bigger ) Who is sleeping in front of me, and I was too sleeping like a lazy creepy snake.(do snakes even sleep-Pff God Knows).
I am not here to talk about snakes either, but let’s say this is my blog so I can even marry with a snake in it, I have certainly no issue with that but
ظالم  سماج
ارے تمہاری بیوی تو سانپ ہے روحیل”.
ارے وہ دیکھو سانپ کے بچے “.

And stories would go on and my father will kick me out of home to nowhere.
So I was sleeping and suddenly I woke up and an idea came in my little mind,

Rohail Why the hell you don’t dance in public? (Kidding it wasn’t the idea).
Rohail why you are so damn hot? (This is actually true if you literally forget my abdomen but this is also not the idea).
Rohail ---- SHUT UP!!(I have a
بیماری بات کو گھمانے کی)

oh yeah I was talking about idea but guys my lovely readers why so haste         .
Let’s have a little chit chat before my any stupid boring blog.

Many many days before one of my friend told m, Rohail if you want to be the blogger don’t talk directly to your audience.
As I am always all ears to “
دوستوں کی باتیں”.
So I deleted my all written blogs and tried hard to write where I didn’t talk directly to audience,
At the end, I found that I have a
کیڑا in my brain just like this Green SUNDI(سنڈی), famous for our Pakistani crops. You can seriously see that SUNDI in this photo.


My dr. friend would be like 
ارے یہ سنڈی کیا ہے بھائی
ارے یہ سنڈی کیسی ہے بھائ

And I am with
سوجا بوتھا would say
ارے یہ میری گرل فرینڈ ہے 
رات کو میری بانہوں میں سوتی ہے
Happy?
This is basically a بیماری which urge you to speak outlaws and ackwards in short which dragged you to the platform like blogs and ask you to
چل بے بھونک and I am exactly like a loyal dog, accepting SUNDI’S
(
سنڈی ) Command, but this SUNDI(سنڈی)  resemble to some typical SUNDI (سنڈی).

some of you my age would of course remember his childhood when Pakistan only problem was not America but this American SUNDI (
سنڈی) who can destroy our beautiful crops by not using CIA but by just staying for a while in there.

Well I LOVE AMERICA, it’s really a place to live in,( you can’t ignore the beautiful hoors (
حورز) there,
( جن کے بدن کی تراش ایسی ہے 
کہ پھول اپنی قبائیں کتر کے دیکھتے ہیں
).

there might be some female readers too, so let’s stay tune with the theme of this blog,
ok we were talking about my brother
the handsome brother,
we were walking last night listening Abida perveen (
عابدہ پروین), I switch on Torch to see the around and he stared me  for some moment, asked me to shut it off because it creates Pollution.


And I am Like that
میسنی سی چاچی سکینہ. Expression like What ????

I know when you hear this that Light creates pollution you were b like, oh Man what he is talking about.
And female will be like,
ہاے اللہ یہ کیا کہہ رہے ہیں?
So yes he is right,
there is a concept of LIGHT POLLUTION although we are unaware of this because thanks to WAPDA MOST DEAREST AND NEAREST TO MY HEART WAPDA have somehow managed to put us away from this misery of pollution.
So what we have I will tell you, I went out with him in GUJRANWALA BAZARS.
And that’s real pollution,
M not talking about people living in it but I am talking about behavior of Pakistani
قوم.

lets imagine you are in a row waiting for road to clear and you are a person who likes peace and wants to stay in it but then you shouldn’t be in Pakistan,
because every one will give a horn TEEEEEEEEEE
and sometime I am really aggressive to it and yet this is so common to in our society that we don’t even feel that this is even a pollution.

Recently survey has shown that Noise/Sound Pollution in Pakistani Reaches to 76.5db which should be 45db in residence area and 65 in commercial area and trust me it’s not so easy to let this concept go, this is serious and this would be more serious if we never consider it problem.
It’s a great damage to health and mental approach, and the most caution part of this pollution is that our youth and children are becoming hearing impaired, and this is because of the sound pollution.

Now it’s time to throw this FACTOR out of my country because if we don’t learn from mistakes then we are not a nation deserves to survive.

“WE NEED TO FIND GOD, AND HE CANNOT BE FOUND IN NOISE AND RESTLESNESS.GOD IS THE FRIEND OF SILENCE. SEE HOW NATURE –TREES, FLOWERS, GRASS- GROWS IN SILENCE; SEE THE STARS, THE MOODN AND THE SUN, HOW THE MOVE IN SILENCE, WE NEED SILENCE TO BE ABLE TO TOUCH SOULS.”
Mother Teresa


MAY GOD BE WITH YOU.
Rohail Ashraf Cheema
Ghakhar  8:37 7/13/2016